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I Tell Jokes

I've never made up a joke before. I'm pretty good at remembering jokes I've heard and I love sharing them, but I've never made one up. (Comics, of course, don't really count as jokes. Some of them might be funny, but you can't just bust one out in a joke telling session.)

This weekend, while gathered with a bunch of Chautauquans for a benefit weekend full of shows, meetings, and good times, we got into some inevitable joke telling sessions. Many were repeats from previous tours, and there were a few new ones. A something-walked-into-a-bar series* got rolling and it just hit me.

A pair of Daisy Duke's walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "gimme a beer".

The bar tender says "Sorry, you're cut off."

Heyo! Or maybe not. Kind of a groaner, but I've heard worse. What's the best joke you've ever made up?*

Monday December 6 2010

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on Tue 07th Dec, 2010 08:10 pm PST Andrew said:
Woozle wazzle?
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on Tue 07th Dec, 2010 10:06 pm PST Katy said:
An empty glass walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "No way man, you're already drunk!"
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on Tue 07th Dec, 2010 10:11 pm PST Katy said:
Okay okay...Jule made up the last one. This one's mine: Knock knock. Who's there? Don't know? Don't know who? Oh, am I supposed to make up a knock knock joke?
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on Wed 08th Dec, 2010 06:15 am PST steve said:
What do you call an extrovert with a cold?
Phlegmboyant
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